Saturday, December 26, 2009

Christmas 2009


Dad testing the toys!


Model??


He learned to tell time in school!!


New earbuds

Kailin trying on her new clothes

Cambree was excited for her new nano (piano)

She loves Dora!!

Parker and Bakugon's

She loves watches.....


Christmas was good this year the kids were happy with
the gifts they received!!





Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Puppy Size

This is one of the neatest stories you will ever hear.
You will know precisely what this little girl
is talking about at the end
(you'll want to share this one
with your loved ones and special friends)!
'Danielle Keeps repeating it over and
over again. We've been back to
this animal shelter at least five times.
It has been weeks now since we started all of
this,' the mother told the volunteer.
'What is it she keeps asking for?'
the volunteer asked. 'Puppy size!'
replied the mother 'Well, we have plenty
of puppies, if that's what she's looking for.'
'I know..... We have seen most of them, '
the mom said in frustration...
Just then Danielle came walking into
the office 'Well, did you find one?' asked her mom.
'No, not this time,' Danielle said with sadness in her voice.
'Can we come back on the weekend?'
The two women looked at each other,
shook their heads and laughed
'You never know when we will get more dogs.
Unfortunately, there's always a supply,' the volunteer said.
Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door.
'Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend,' she said.
Over the next few days both
Mom and Dad had long conversations with her.
They both felt she was being too particular.
'It's this weekend or we're not looking any more,'
Dad finally said in frustration.
'We don't want to hear anything
more about puppy size, either,' Mom added.
Sure enough, they were the first ones in the
shelter on Saturday morning.
By now Danielle knew her way around,
so she ran right for the section that housed
the smaller dogs. Tired of the routine,
mom sat in the small waiting room
at the end of the first row of cages.
There was an observation window
so you could see the animals during
times when Visitors weren't permitted.
Danielle walked slowly from cage to cage,
kneeling periodically to take a closer look.
One by one the dogs were brought out
and she held each one. One by one she said,
'Sorry, but you're not the one.'
It was the last cage on this last day
in search of the perfect pup.
The volunteer opened the cage door
and the child carefully picked up the
dog and held it closely.
This time she took a little longer.
'Mom, that's it! I found the right puppy!
He's the one! I know it!' She screamed with joy.
'It's the puppy size!'
'But it's the same size as all the other
puppies you held over the last few weeks,' Mom said.
'No not size... The sighs.
When I held him in my arms, he sighed,' she said.
'Don't you remember? When I asked you one
day what love is, you told me love depends
on the sighs of your heart.
The more you love, the bigger the sigh!'
The two women looked at each other for a moment.
Mom didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
As she stooped down to hug the child,
she did a little of both.
'Mom, every time you hold me, I sigh.
When you and Daddy come home from
work and hug each other, you both sigh.
I knew I would find the right puppy if it
sighed when I held it in my arms,' she said.
Then, holding the puppy up close to her face,
she said, 'Mom, he loves me. I heard the
sighs of his heart!'
Close your eyes for a moment and think
about the love that Makes you sigh.
I not only find it in the arms of my loved
ones, but in the caress of a sunset,
the kiss of the moonlight and
the gentle brush of cool air on
a hot day. They are the sighs of God.
Take the time to stop and listen;
you will be surprised at what you hear.
'Life is not measured by the breaths we take,
but by the moments that take Our breath away.
'I hope your life is filled with Sighs!!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Thank you Veteran's

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Farmer's Donkey


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old,
and the well needed to be covered up
anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve
the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to
come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what
was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.A few shovel loads
later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back,
the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up..
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off
and take a step up.Pretty soon, everyone
was amazed as the donkey stepped up over
the edge of the well, and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it
off and take a step up. Each of our troubles
is a steppingstone. We can get out of the
deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
NOW ....... Enough of that...
The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the
farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you try to cover your .....,

it always comes back to bite you.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

School

All right so I am taking my first 2 classes
since I received my Associates Degree at
Snow College in 2001.

School has proven difficult! What was I thinking
when I decided to go back to school?????

I often have to remind myself the reasons...

1. A better job..a job that I will enjoy and can be
creative while doing it.

2. A better life for my family...hopefully with the
skills I learn at school I will be able to give my
family a better life...not living pay check to pay
check and robbing Peter to pay Paul.

3. An example to my children. I am hoping that
by going back to school I will be able to set a
great example to my kids to show them they
can do what they want! Not to let ANYTHING
stand in their way!

4. To prove to myself that I can still learn and
grow! That I am still able to give my opinion and
have my voice heard! After such a long time of
NOT being able to have my OWN opinion I can
finally speak my mind. Which is funny I was told
this week at work I need to keep my opinion to
myself and not be so opinionated. Well, fui on the
that!! MY OPINION IS IMPORTANT AND DON'T
TELL ME IT IS NOT!!!

5. Because I can! I have the support of my
wonderful husband and my great children!
Others that are supportive of my decision!

Well, web design world here I come!!

Monday, September 14, 2009

WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom......
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting
at his desk and all of a sudden,
there is a puddle between his feet
and the front of his pants are wet.
He thinks his heart is going to stop
because he cannot possibly imagine
how this has happened.
It's never happened before,
and he knows that when the
boys find out he will never hear the end of it.
When the girls find out,
they'll never speak to him again
as long as he lives...
The boy believes his heart is going to stop;
he puts his head down and prays this prayer,
'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now!
Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'
He looks up from his prayer and
here comes the teacher with a look
in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him,
a classmate named Susie is carrying a
goldfish bowl that is filled with water.
Susie trips in front of the teacher and
inexplicably dumps the bowl of water
in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry,
but all the while is saying to himself,
'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object
of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives
him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.
All the other children are on their hands
and knees cleaning up around his desk.
The sympathy is wonderful.
But as life would have it, the ridicule
that should have been his has been
transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out.
You've done enough, you klutz!'
Finally, at the end of the day,
as they are waiting for the bus,
the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too..'
May God help us see the opportunities
that are always around us to do good...
Each and everyone one of us is going
through tough times right now,
but God is getting ready to bless
you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Golf anyone???

ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED
AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE
(Amherst, Mass.)

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: What are your green fees?
Staff: 38 dollars.
Caller: Does that include golf?


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you.
First, is this your correct phone number?


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, we have a tee time for two
weeks from Friday. What's the weather
going to be like that day?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I had a tee time for this afternoon
but I'm running late. Can you still get me out early?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have one of those areas
where you can buy a bucket of golf balls
and hit them for practice?
Staff: You mean a driving range?
Caller: No, that's not it..,,,


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:Yes, I'd like to get a tee time
tomorrow between 12 o'clock and noon.
Staff: Between 12 o'clock and noon?
Caller: Yes.
Staff: We'll try to squeeze you in.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have any open
tee times around 10 o'clock?

Staff: Yes, we have one at 10:15.
Caller: What's the next time after that?
Staff: We have one at 10:22.
Caller: We'll take that one. It will be a bit warmer.


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: How much to play golf today?
Staff: 25 to walk, 38 with a cart.
Caller:38 dollars?
Staff: No, 38 yen.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: What do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff: What time would you like?
Caller: What times do you have?
Staff: What time of the day?
Caller: Any time.
Staff: Morning or afternoon?
Caller: Whenever.
Staff: We have 16 times open in the morning
and 20 open in the afternoon.
Would you like me to read the whole list?

Caller: No, I don't think any of those times will work for me.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a dress code?
Staff: Yes, we do. We require soft spikes.
Caller: How about clothes?
Staff: Yes, you have to wear clothes.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller:Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a bucket of large balls?
Staff: Sorry, we're all out of large balls.
But we can give you twice as many
small balls for the same price.


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Can I get a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff: Sure, what time would you like?
Caller: Something between 9 o'clock and 10 o'clock. In the morning, if possible.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you rent golf clubs there?
Staff: Yes, they're 25 dollars.
Caller: How much to rent a bag?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me
on his cell phone and told me
he's on the 15th hole.
How many more holes does he
have to play before he gets to the 18th?


Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.

Caller: How much for a large bucket?
Staff: Four dollars.
Caller: Does that include the balls?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff: Yes, it's 15 dollars after 2 o'clock.
Caller: And what time does that start?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I'd like some info about your golf course.
Staff: OK, what would you like to know?
Caller: I don't know, that's why I called.

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: My kids just came home with
pockets full of range balls and said they
stole them from your driving range.
Would you like to buy them back?

Okay I don't play golf but these were funny!!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

I did it!!

I am once again a College Student!!
I am going back to get my degree in Computer Information System
with an emphasize in Web Development and Design!
I took my first class Tuesday night
Introduction to Business...let me tell you
I was scared to death! I was excited nervous
and couldn't sleep the night before!
But when I got to class it was like I had
never left school! I sat in the front row, upright and
excited to learn!
Then last night was my first online
lecture class! Now that is a whole different
experience! The teacher lectures and you
listen online over the World Wide Web!!
Then if you have questions you type in a
chat room and he will answer your questions!
It was all quite interesting! It was a good class!
Well, now the first classes are over I have HOMEWORK
again!! Maybe it will help the kids do their homework
if they see mom doing her homework!
I just hope my children will see and understand
the example that I am setting for them! I am
doing this for them! To give them more in life
and for them to know that if you want something
go for it! Don't wait! Don't let that jerk of a professor
tell you that you can't do something! I am so grateful to
be at the point in my life I would tell him now
"Stick you dumb idea up yours"
Because I CAN, I WILL AND I AM GOING TO BE PROGRAMMER!!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME OR BE LITTLE ME!!!
I am to that point!!
I WILL PROVE HIM WRONG!!!
I am thankful for a husband who is behind me 110%
giving me encouragement and cheering for me on
the sidelines!!
Thank you to everyone that been supportive!!
It means so much to me!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOOO TRUE -
I would never trade my amazing friends,
my wonderful life, my loving family for
less gray hair or a flatter belly.
As I've aged,
I've become kinder to myself,
and less critical of myself.
I've become my own friend.
I don't chide myself for eating
that extra cookie,
or for not making my bed,
or for buying that silly cement gecko
that I didn't need, but looks so avante
garde on my patio.
I am entitled to a treat,
to be messy, to be extravagant.
I have seen too many dear friends
leave this world too soon;
before they understood the great
freedom that comes with aging.
Whose business is it if I choose to
read or play on the computer until
4 AM and sleep until noon?
I will dance with myself to
those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's,
and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ...
I will!!!!
I will walk the beach in a swim suit
that is stretched over a bulging body,
and will dive into the waves
with abandon if I choose to,
despite the pitying glances
from the jet set.
They, too, will get old.
I know I am sometimes forgetful.
But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten.
And I eventually remember the important things.
Sure, over the years my heart has been broken.
How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one,
or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car?
But broken hearts are what give us
strength and understanding and compassion.
A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and
will never know the joy of being imperfect.
I am so blessed to have lived long
enough to have my hair turning gray,
and to have my youthful laughs be forever
etched into deep grooves on my face.
So many have never laughed,
and so many have died before
their hair could turn silver. As you get older,
it is easier to be positive.....
You care less about what other people think.
I don't question myself anymore.
I've even earned the right to be wrong.
So, to answer your question, I like being old..
It has set me free. I like the person I have become.
I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here,
I will not waste time lamenting what could have been,
or worrying about what will be.
And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it).

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

MAXINE~ gotta love her!!!


I love Maxine
Her sarcasm!!
She is a hoot!!
She makes me laugh
so hard!!!
I wish I could say things
straight out like she does
not just once in awhile but all the time!!




















Sunday, August 9, 2009

I'm doing it

Well, I registered for school and waiting
for classes to start.

I figured if I could tell my customers that they
could work and go to school I could do it too!

I have always wanted to do computer
programming and web design.

I tried once and I had a teach that didn't "think"
women could do programming or anything
on the computer. So he was NOT any help at
all. Back in the day I wasn't strong enough to
say listen here you jerk....I can do this and you will
help me do it!!!

Well, now I am strong enough and I have a school that
believes that women can be in the programming field!
I am so excited to start! Then graduate!! WHOHOO!!!
and FINALLY do something I enjoy doing!

WISH ME LUCK!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Four things you can't recover:

The stone.......after the throw.
The word.........after it's said.
The occasion........after it's missed.
The time...........after it's gone.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Just some thoughts

Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.
Love the ones who don't just because you can.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Kiss slowly.
Forgive quickly.
God never said life would be easy.
He just promised it would be worth it.
*************
I am only as strong
as the chocolate I eat,
the hair spray I use
*************
Be the kind of woman
that when your feet
hit the floor each
morning the devil says
"Oh Crap, She's up!"

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers

When things in your life seem almost
too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.


A professor stood before his
philosophy class and had
some items in front of him.


When the class began, he wordlessly
picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to
fill it with golf balls.


He then asked the students if the jar was full.


They agreed that it was..

The professor then picked up a box of
pebbles and poured them
into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.



The pebbles rolled into the
open areas between the golf balls.



He then asked the students
again if the jar was full.



They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box
of sand and poured it into the jar.



Of course, the sand filled up everything else.


He asked once more if the jar was full.


The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced
two Beers from under the table
and poured the entire contents
into the jar effectively filling
the empty space between the sand.



The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the
laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that
this jar represents your life.



The golf balls are the important things---
your family, your children, your health,
your friends and your favorite passions---
and if everything else was lost and
only they remained, your life would still be full.


The pebbles are the other things
that matter like your job, your house and your car..


The sand is everything else---the small stuff.


'If you put the sand into the jar first,'
he continued, 'there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls.



The same goes for life.


If you spend all your time and
energy on the small stuff you
will never have room for the
things that are important to you.


Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.


Spend time with your children.


Spend time with your parents.


Visit with grandparents.


Take time to get medical checkups.


Take your spouse out to dinner.


Play another 18..


There will always be time to
clean the house and fix the disposal.



Take care of the golf balls first---
the things that really matter.



Set your priorities.


The rest is just sand.


One of the students raised her hand
and inquired what the Beer represented.



The professor smiled and said,
'I'm glad you asked.'


The Beer just shows you that no
matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple
of Beers with a friend.

Monday, July 13, 2009

To be 10 again!!

TO be 10 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge

of the bed, observing his wife,

looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off

he asked, what she'd like to have for her
birthday.


'I'd like to be ten again',
she replied, still looking in
the mirror.


On the morning of her birthday,
he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Thorpe
Park theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller
coaster,everything there was.


Five hours later they staggered
out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.


He then took her to a
McDonald's where
he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.


Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!


Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted. He leaned
over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being ten again?'


Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'


The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get
it wrong.